Shiba Inuko-san

Shiba Inuko-san is supposedly an anime, although in reality it supersedes the word itself, and should be classified instead as an "experience". Even this term, however, fails to capture the pure brilliance of Shiba Inuko-san, but since the experience itself is incomprehensibly glorious, there is no term that can represent the scale of its fabness. Most unfortunately for those that inhabit and aimlessly wander this planet, we are limited seemingly infinitely from the concept of describing this "show" by our lesser 3 dimensional English. Thus, every word that is used to describe Shiba Inuko-san must be opened and closed with quotation marks to emphasise that the use of descriptive language in relation to it is merely a futile attempt at verbalising what we all simultaneously know and yet not fully comprehend or understand in our spiritual and metaphysical cores. Each bark of the show (often referred to by peasants with IQs as low as Shiba Inuko-san as an "episode") is about one and a half minutes. This is because receiving any higher doses of the experience at once is dangerous and has been known to cause watcher's brains to spontaneously combust, before collapsing into a miniature black hole with a rather satisfying pop and consuming the watcher's entire existence, including their past, any memories of these people and the black hole created by the explosion of their mind, saving the world from destruction. Despite the dire consequences of watching more than one episode at once, some people do try to binge the entire series. All known attempts have been successful, however this is probably due to the erasure of the existence of any failures. Additionally to this, it is widely understood by those that have watched it that every moment of their existence posterior to first hearing the melodic uttering of the words "kawaii-i na" has been enveloped in feelings of immense and intense despair. This is because, more than anything else, Shiba Inuko-san truly brings perspective to the viewer about just how fruitless, worthless, aimless, pointless and wasteful their existence is in comparison. It is considered that If you have managed to watch more than one episode at a time, it is recommended that you seek professional help by calling 134 PIZZA (134 74992).