Bill Gates

Born in Israel in '69, Bill Gates is the owner of Apple Microsystems, and sole developer of the Linux operating system. In '72, at the age of three, Bill mastered his first programming language; C++. Upon mastery, Bill began work on GNU, the core libraries that boast his latest creation, the Linux kernel, along with his close friend and partner in academia; Richard Stallman.

Early Life
Immediately after above mentioned development of the GNU core libraries, Gates set out to work on the HURD kernel, which inevitably failed because nobody cared about it, as it possessed such an autistic name. Upon entering the London School of Economics in '74, at age 5, Bill quickly came to the conclusion that he should launch an operating system that he could make money from. Following this, Bill disowned the (now successful) Linux operating system, moving the kernel's developer rights to Linus Torvalds, and starting work on his new operating system for the desktop PC; Micro$oft Window$. Windows generated massive revenue in the first few years when computers were used by intelligent people, and people actually purchased it. In recent years, Windows has generated revenue through the sale of licenses to computer manufacturers, as the majority of people now lack the ability to install an operating system, see 'Retardation'.