Cailan Christie

Cailan Christie
Cailan 'Nooblover' Christie is a 15 year old (now xx years of birth) Naruto fan, known for his excessively horrid taste in and selection of anime; with a history of actually enjoying productions such as Sword Art Online, designed for the torture of captured soldiers in World War III. Exposure, even for a moment, to Cailan's taste can result in the contraction of Level III AIDS, cancer (all forms) and severe autism.

Early Life
Since his accidental conception, Cailan has been an unrelenting and absolute burden on his family, community, planet, galaxy and universe, which consequently leaves our plane of reality as a burden on all the others. This is considered to be one of the three undeniable truths (this, Twintails being the best anime, and Kuroneko being best 'grill').

The following is the truth: aye aye aye, u lie theif town dogg. Filth is u. You are Greed, One of the 7 deadly sins incarnate and personified to your very fibre, essence and composition. Have fun with your "Shitruto" (Naruto) and "Fairy Stale" (Fairy tail), or at least the bits you watched of them. If the rest of humanity had the same level of taste as you, we as a race would have evolved to consume our own excrement for sustenance.

Highest regards, Anonymous poster (Dmit, bebi u knoe it)

P.S: your waifu is shit

P.P.S: I will steel your waifu. #sad