Tommy Wells

Tommy 'Der Fuhrer' Wells is the benevolent dictator, leader and least influential person in the O3CC. His lack of influence is due to his blunt and inconsiderate nature, which ironically, provides him with the ideal qualities to lead the group. Tommy is involved in the judgement of all candidates, and could accurately be referred to as the 'shit filter'. Tommy once dated Imogen Holstein, resulting in his current state of rapid emotional declination.

Tommy is a verified psychoactive drug user; his trademark slogan, "##_--Xx.420blazeI.T.xX--_##", is a reference to the extensive library of I.T. knowledge he has acquired during his drug experiences.

Tommy was imported from the UK in years past; a background that leaves him with a charming accent that contrasts his personality. Tommy prides himself on his web development skills, although his implementation of legible text leaves much to be desired, see Tissin.

His favourite quote goes as follows, 'I don't care if you call me an insensitive bastard, as long as I remain an efficient bastard'.

Tommy is also responsible for the creation and development of the inaccurately named 'Theory Of Magnetic Expansion' (TOME). The theory states that the universe is a giant air hockey table, and that it is getting bigger due to magnetic fields outside of it. This is wrong and will go down in history as the stupidest claim of all time. Everyone knows that the universe is a pool table. If it were an air hockey table then people would be able to float. Following this oversight, it can be concluded that Tommy is the most knowledgable person there will ever be; especially in the fields of physics and programming.